Showing posts with label The things kids say.... Show all posts
Showing posts with label The things kids say.... Show all posts

Monday, February 24, 2014

Puzzling Conversations

 

Colin has always been a puzzle, but lately that has taken on new meaning. The boy loves to do puzzles. He will drag them off the shelf and put them together, one after another. He is starting to dive in to the more challenging ones. He takes after his mom and his grandma. He starts with the edges first....

You make me proud, son!!

 

The other day he pulled out this frog puzzle, (pictured above) and proceeded to lay out the top and bottom edges. All the while, the puzzle pieces were having conversations back and forth as they were being fitted together. Colin provided all the speaking parts - including different accents - as the conversation went along. The discussion centered around who (which puzzle piece) was sitting next to so-and-so.

 

Colin has a favorite puzzle - a large floor puzzle of a fire truck, that he got for Christmas. He put it together, on his own, first try, and can now do the whole thing in under 5 minutes. There is a dog pictured in the fire truck, so each time he puts it together, the conversation is with the dog who is saving some unseen burning object with his 'race car fire truck'. The puzzle is about five feet long, but he will push it all around the floor as if the fire truck were driving to the fire. This is great fun for everyone else to watch, but the poor dog and cat have had enough of being chased by the big flat fire truck.

 

It fills my heart with joy that he has discovered puzzles. None of the other kids have really taken interest, except for Jordan in just the past year, when we put together a large Springbok puzzle at Christmas time, or when we go to my mom's house to visit. She has a puzzle table with a puzzle in the making at all times. Some of my happiest childhood memories are of sitting with my favorite puzzles, listening to music and entering a trance-like state as I focused on its completion. There is a Zen-like feel to putting chaos into order. Perhaps Colin senses that too.

 

Friday, June 21, 2013

Chocolaty goodness...

Espresso Brownies
BHG Espresso Brownies
 
On the way home this afternoon:
 
Me: See?  There is the restaurant we ate at after the St.Patrick's Day Parade, where we celebrated grandma's birthday.
 
Owen: I don't like parades.  They're boring.  We go to too many parades.
 
Me: Wha??  We only go to like two a year?!  St. Patrick's Day and maybe the 4th of July parade.
 
Rylan: Am I going to be in it again?  I'm am in Brownies now...
 
Me: No, that was just a special thing between the scouts and the city last year, since it was the 100th anniversary of Girl Scouts and the city park.
 
Owen: I like brownies!!  They're delicious!  Mmmm...so chocolaty and yummy...
 
Rylan: O-wen!!
 
Colin: Brownies??
 
 


Monday, May 6, 2013

The Merry Month of May

 

It's birthday week around here... Jordan turns 13 on Thursday, and Rylan turns 7 on Sunday (what a neat Mother's Day! :). We have some very nice, laid back plans, so I am actually looking forward to it. Jordan wants to go to the Hibachi (a Japanese steakhouse) for his birthday dinner, and then he will play laser tag with his good friend Abbi this weekend, hopefully. Rylan has a small(ish) party planned later this week, painting pottery with her fellow Daisy scouts friends. We will have a family dinner out on Sunday at a Mexican food restaurant that Rylan requested.

Jordan wants his usual request for birthday cake: chocolate blackout cake. I will be making allergy-friendly dairy/gluten/artificial 'anything' free chocolate frosted cupcakes for Rylan's party, and then I get the joy of puzzling out how to make a 'pond' of blue cupcakes as a base for Silvermist (the Pixie Hollow water fairy) to sit on - on a lily pad, of course, for Rylan's official birthday cake with the family on Sunday. Way easier than a doll cake, (last year's effort). Not sure if my teenage son and nephews will be thrilled to eat pretty blue cupcakes off of Tinkerbell plates - and at a public restaurant no less - but there you go. That is the wish of a certain soon-to-be seven year-old girl, and since she is the only girl in both our families, she is given a lot of latitude. :)

Jordan is getting close to reaching his savings goal for an iPad. He was initially shooting for a laptop, but I think we have finally convinced him otherwise. His birthday money just may get him there this week. I just love super-easy birthday presents.

Rylan is eagerly awaiting the arrival of her Barbie Dreamhouse that is on its way from Amazon. I am so proud of this girl. She has been saving for months, and fully funded the purchase herself. A combination of Christmas money, allowance, chore money and tooth fairy money got her there. In fact, the final push was the surprise removal of two bottom teeth at the dentist this past Friday. She earned a whopping $10 dollars (such a generous Tooth Fairy!) for that. Get this - on Friday evening, Rylan speculated how much the Tooth Fairy was going to leave her. She laid the two teeth out on the counter to compare them. One tooth was tiny - practically one sneeze away from falling out on its own (in fact, the dentist did that one for 'free'...) and the other had a very, very long root. So Rylan figured that since the long tooth was the same length as 'four' of the little tooth, then it should be worth 4x the going rate for a tooth ($4 a tooth, in our house). So she did the math and figured that the Tooth Fairy would be leaving her $20. Ahem. I informed her that I wasn't positive, but I was pretty sure that the Tooth Fairy didn't base her payment structure quite like that... I did think, however, that the Tooth Fairy did take into consideration if you went through a painful tooth extraction when you lost your tooth. So, in the end, the Tooth Fairy must have calculated a 50% increase in payment for the extracted tooth, which I think is pretty fair.

So, here's to a busy, but fun week ahead. Hope you have a good one too!

Saturday, November 10, 2012

Rylan's musings of late...

 
 
"What, exactly, do cows DO all day?" (said as we were driving along a pasture)
 
"Ummmm... eat grass, walk around and wait to be milked??"
 
"Well, that's boring.   I don't ever want to be a cow."
 
 
 
 
"Mom?  What's 20 plus 20?"
 
"40."
 
"40 plus 40?"
 
"80."
 
"80 plus 80?"
 
"160."
 
"HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?!?!?  HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THOSE NUMBERS?"
 
"I studied and practiced my numbers until I had them memorized.  I had to learn them."
 
"Mom, do you still do schoolwork like Jordan and I have to?"
 
"Rylan, there is still so much that I want to learn about... I work at learning new stuff every day."
 
(long, pondering silence....)
 
"Mom?  Can I be like that someday?"
 
 
 
 
"What do those people down there do all day?" (said as we drove past the cemetery)
 
"What???"  (said as I snorted lukewarm coffee up my nose...)
 
"Do they eat?"
 
 
 
"Did we win the Silver War?"
 
(this took a lot of thinking and gathering of context before I figured out she was talking about the Civil War.  Jordan and I had been discussing it in the car, earlier in the day).
 
 
 
"Having a boyfriend is hard work..."
 
(she's 6)
 
 
 
 


Saturday, September 15, 2012

Weekly wrap up: I need some self-discipline...

 
 
In regards to self-discipline: if you don't use it, you lose it. 
 
I am sadly not using it when it comes to games on my iPad (I'm sure the novelty will wear off eventually), blogs and newsfeeds, and endless email.  The iPad and computer are constant teaching companions during schooltime - it's just so hard for me to resist a peek at the other stuff too.  I need to flex my self-discipline muscle more often. 
 
I'll start with one rep and work my way up from there.
 
Okay.  Two reps.
 
Three... tops.  But then I'll need a massage afterwards.
 
 
 
We have had a fairly decent school week.  Monday morning we squeezed in some math before we met up with the Daisy scouts for our first service project of the year - pulling weeds from the sand at a local playground.  I've got to share a conversation I posted on Facebook about our math lesson that morning...
 
"In the midst of math this morning, Owen walked by Rylan and handed her one of the play phones and they proceeded to have a long, drawn-out pretend conversation. So I put my hand to my ear like a phone and "dialed" Rylan.

Me: Hello? Miss Rylan?
Rylan: (Giggle) Yes?
Me: Can you please answer problem number four?
Rylan: Um... Rylan can't come to the phone right now. Can you call back later?

(Sigh)
 
 
After a not-so-productive math lesson we headed to the park and we all worked away in the hot sun (it was nice in the shade).  It was reassuring to see all of the girls working so hard and helping each other out.  It's a great mix of girls!  It also gave the moms a chance to chat.  I miss talking shop (homeschool) - so it was a great way to pass the time.  I also have to say that I am one lucky, lucky mom.  Jordan is twelve - and he is the oldest sibling that comes along.  There is only one other older brother, but I think he is like seven.  So considering all of that - Jordan does not complain about it.  In fact, he rather likes it.  He seems to prefer playing with younger kids - and does not mind a bit if they are girls.  The games he comes up with are quite fun - usually involving a chase of some sort - and the little girls love it.  Most other twelve year-old boys would probably give their moms serious grief over having to tag along to a girl scout meeting (unless of course it was for Cadettes...)
 
We had to dash off to Rylan's violin lesson straight from the park.  During the lesson Rylan practiced several new things - touching her fingertips and clapping out a rhythm (Miss-iss-ip-pi-hot-dog) and singing an 'A' (or la).  Rylan was low on the first attempt, and on the second she hit it.  I about. fell. out. of. my. chair.  Then, after a couple of near-misses, she hit it again.  My mother and my aunt both have perfect pitch (able to produce or identify a given note without a reference pitch), and nobody yet (kids or grandkids) has it too, so far... Rylan's teacher showed us that (if your violin is in tune) if you hold your violin close to your mouth as you sing an 'A', the 'A' sting will vibrate and hum along with you - and it does!  How cool is that?!
 
On Tuesday we did school and karate and not much else worthy of note.  I kept the tv off and did minimal news checking.  The anniversary of 9/11 is not something I want to dwell on too much - and the little kids don't really need to see those horrible images.  It can wait until they are much, much older.
 
Wednesday was supposed to be a very busy day with schoolwork, piano lessons, Park Day, a potluck and evening karate and dance.  At 7 a.m. I went out to the garage to fetch something from the car and noticed that all of the interior lights were on.  Right then I should have thought about testing the battery by turning on the car, but I did not.  My mom came and went for the piano lesson and then we decided to skip Park Day.  It was cool and rainy, and plans were falling through right and left.  Afternoon nap didn't happen until 3:30 because Colin fought it every step of the way, so that meant that our plans to attend our homeschool groups annual not-back-to-school potluck was going to be a no-go - there was no way in hell I was taking a small child with only a 45 min. nap under his belt.  He is a holy terror in that state.  He finished his nap, we finished school and the kids got ready for their respective classes.  We were even going to make it on time!  Went out to start the car and nothing but clickclickclickclickclick.  Damn.  So even IF we had wanted to go to Park Day or the potluck, we wouldn't have been able to anyway.  Dean was on his way home in the vanpool, so we just waited for him to arrive home and then jump the car for us.  It was too late to leave for lessons at that point, so the day was pretty much a wash.
 
Thursday brought big disappointment for Jordan when he found out in karate that he was not going to be able to test for his belt this weekend.  He simply does not have the class time in - and through no fault of his own, either.  Visitation time with his mom plus a couple of scouts outings interfered with his ability to get enough classes in during this past 9 week cycle.  They require a minimum of 14 on-level classes, 3 review classes, and 3 sparring sessions.  Jordan got the 3 and 3, but he only had maybe 5? 6? of the on-level classes.  This makes two belt promotions in a row that he has missed.  He knows that it's just how it has to be, but he is still taking it hard.
 
Friday brought the most awesome revelation - ever!  As Jordan and I were sitting down to do his math lesson, the thought occurred to me to check to see if I could bring up his math website on the iPad.  You see - the way we 'do math' is that we sit down at the computer for his MEP lesson, and Jordan sits where he can see the computer screen - for the occasional times that I need to swivel the screen in his direction if he needs to see a graphic or something.  I print off the practice book pages for him to keep in his math notebook, but I don't print off the teacher's lessons - that would be 3-4 pages a lesson, for 175 lessons.  No way.  So I just read off the lesson and instruct as we go.  This has limited us to getting math done in the mornings only - and if something is scheduled in the morning, then math does not get accomplished at all.  The office/schoolroom is located directly underneath Colin/Rylan's room, so we can't school in there during naptime.  So portability is key.  Math was not portable.  (I really do have a lot to say about math - I need to get my curriculum posts done!).  So, long boring story short - I CAN get MEP on my iPad, so that means we can do it wherever, whenever.  And - the graphics that I need him to look at from time to time can be expanded with the zoom feature, and we can pass the iPad back and forth as we talk about them.  Case in point - Friday's lesson was about angles - in relation to clock faces, an actual orienteering compass and so forth.  We discussed fractional amounts and their related number of degrees (5 minutes on a clock is 30 degrees and so forth..) fractional compass amounts  (from N to NE is 45 degrees, NNE to ENE is 45 degrees...)  It helped that he could look at the clock and compass graphics as we talked about them.  Thank goodness he has already had orienteering with the scouts - that made it a lot easier to talk about.  We just spread out a map of Arches NP and talked about getting from point A to point B.
 
I also figured out that we can do IXL math practice on the iPad too - so that means that I can keep more kids going at one time, instead of cycling them through the one computer that we have, one at a time.  Unfortunately, the iPad does not support flash, so we can't do Reading Eggs.  They do have an app, but it is not the same thing.
 
We also used the iPad earlier in the week to discuss the sun and the movement of the planets in relation to the sun.  Solar Walk is the most awesome app I have ever seen.  It out does any 2-dimensional discussion  - the kids just can't wrap their head around what the rotations look like.  It is like having your own personal Planetarium show!
 
One more week to go and then a very much-needed break!

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

The First Day of School

I love seeing the pictures that have been flooding Facebook and blogosphere for the past few days - so many kids looking so excited for all that is in store... kids in front of school buses, front doors, school signs, in their classrooms, at home at the kitchen table... lots of different firsts, and all of the them look pretty wonderful!

Yesterday marked our first day for this year as well.  My homeschool calendar runs from August through July, schooling throughout the year and taking the last week off each month.  And then, here and there, we take off an extra week (or two or three) depending on the ebb and flow of the seasons.  Jordan just got home from his visitation with his mom in Oklahoma, so we took off the beginning of August and waited until he got home to officially start.  We'll go straight through and take off the last week of September.

So here is our "First Day Picture"....


Fantastic....


They look super-excited, don't they?



Here was my soundtrack all day...

1.  How many of these do I have to do?

2.  Can I play Minecraft now?

3.  Hey!  This is actually good so far!  (Jordan, talking about The Phantom Tollbooth)

4.  I have completely forgotten how to do Roman Numerals... what do I do again??

5.  I want to do Math!  (Owen)  (He means 'play' with the new balance scale we got)

6.  Can we watch Phineas and Ferb now?

7.  I'm hungry!

8.  What time is it?

9.  There is gross stuff all over my pencil.  Can I have a new one?

10.  Ewww!  Mom!  Jordan put his eraser up his nose!!!!!!!!!!!!

11.  Why don't you check your email, while we go out and play????

12.  What composition book?



sigh.


I don't think I am ready for day two just yet...

I need another shot of espresso in my mocha.



Hope your 'first day' went better than mine!!!




Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Buckle up!





This morning as I was barreling down the road at 40mph...

Sweet Little Voice from way in the back seat:  Mommy!!

Me: Whatee??

SWL: Buckle me!!

Thank you Owen, for looking out for yourself today.  Your mommy obviously needs more coffee.

Monday, February 7, 2011

Do we eat eyeballs?

Last night Rylan, Owen and I went grocery shopping. While in the meat dept., Rylan noticed the butcher come out with a cart of packaged meats to restock the display cases.

Rylan - So that's where meat comes from.

Me - Not exactly.

We continue onto the produce department and pick out the fruits and vegetables we need. Rylan counts out six apples. She fetches two cartons of sliced mushrooms. Rylan and Owen anxiously wait by the broccoli for the 'storm' to hit. (When they play the sound of rumbling thunder and little misters spray the vegetables). They both select a fruit roll-up for being good shoppers. We stand in line, and our cashier is a friend of mine - a mother of three, so we chat about what our babies are doing lately. Rylan takes a penny and rides the horse. Owen does not because he does not like the horse. He sits in the cart instead and tries to take his shoes off. We leave and load the groceries in the car and proceed to drive home. Yet all this time, the wheels in Rylan's mind have been turning. I am not even out of the parking lot when Rylan asks me this....

Rylan - Mom, when we eat animals, do we eat their eyeballs?

Me - (What???) No. We do not eat their eyeballs.

What do we do with the eyeballs?

We don't get our meat with the eyeballs - they have been removed and are in the trash.

What happens to the eyeballs in the trash?

They decompose.

What does decompose mean?

It means the eyeball slowly disintegrates into nothing, with the help of little tiny insects called maggots. It could also happen that another animal might find and eat the eyeballs.

What kinds of animals?

Oh, like foxes, coyotes, or maybe even raccoons. (Do raccoons eat just anything?? I have no idea..)

Why do they like eyeballs?

They will sometimes eat several different parts of the animal.

I don't want a fox to eat my eyeballs. That's why I stay right beside you, where it is safe.

Safe indeed... from little girl eyeball-eating foxes. I think I had better set the record straight for her that foxes are pretty nice animals and that they generally leave humans alone. They are fun to watch...from a distance.


Friday, June 19, 2009

Whatever...

Last night, as soon as her daddy came home from work, Rylan wanted to go outside and throw a small red disc. We both told her she couldn't because some dark clouds were rolling in and it was beginning to thunder. She insisted that it wasn't, and I opened the front door to prove it to her. She turned away, said a few sentences under her breath, and then tossed over her shoulder this little gem:

"Whatever..."

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

My Lil' Honey

Over the weekend Rylan and I got to go shopping (well, for groceries - how exciting is that?) on our own. As she and I were circling the aisles, she said something very sweet to another customer, and as we walked away I said to her...

"You are my sweet little girl. My little honey."
"I'm not your honey, mommy. Daddy is your honey. I'm your little girl"

Of course this was stated so loudly that everyone within a 3 aisle radius could hear.

Saturday, May 23, 2009

I thought I'd heard it all...

Jordan has been waiting impatiently for the second Book of Ember, The People of Sparks to become available at the library. After three looong days it was there today, waiting on the shelf. By the time we arrived home he was already on chapter 2. We walked into the house, and Jordan asked, "Can we not turn the television on? I want to read my book." Knock me over with a feather...