I am a mathematical genius. I routinely forget how to count. This morning I took Jordan in for a quick appointment at the dermatologist. They were upgrading their patient records system to a portable - laptop based system, (so five years ago) and needed to scan Jordan's medical insurance card again. I dug through my wallet, only to discover that it is missing. ?? That is weird since I almost never have to show our cards (save mine) to anybody. The thing is, it took counting through the medical cards (I have mine and all the kids) repeatedly to figure it was missing in the first place.
And when I finally figured out it was missing, the thought "I have FOUR kids?" kept repeating in my mind. I have had FOUR kids for the past three years and 235 days, and it only just creeps into my conscious thought now? Not really, but the gravity of the situation has...
I am officially losing my mind.
