Here are some recent search terms that have directed 'people' to my blog lately...
'sexy camping girls'
** if you are looking at our girl scouts, I want to speak with you. Now!
'how teen vampires eat'
**WTF? I don't think I have EVER discussed the dietary habits of teen aged vampires on this blog. Why? Because they don't exist....
'peep hole in basement wall'
**you are one sick bastard. I want to speak with you, too. Preferably through a glass partition.